Top Rajnikanth Jokes .. err... Facts!

Statutory Warning:

"All the jokes in this post have been compiled and collected from secondary sources and does not, in any way, represent the view of the publisher of this blog."

The above bit was necessary to protect me from the wrath of Rajni Anna. :)

Here goes the first list of top Rajnikanth jokes -

1. Rajinikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

2. Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.

3. Rajinikanth killed the dead sea.

4. If you spell ‘Rajanikant’ wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajinikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”

5. Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano

6. Rajnikanth once wrote a cheque without having sufficient balance in the account. The bank bounced!

7. Micheal Jordan to Rajini, "I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you?"

Rajni, "Rascala; how do you think the earth spins!?"

8. Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of Idli in McDonald’s, and got it.

9. If Rajnikant was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India.

10. When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!

11. Rajni once killed 20 men just by saying "BANG"

12. Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret.

13. Rajinikanth can divide by zero.

14. Rajinikanth has counted to infinity. Twice!

15. When Rajinikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

16. When Rajnikanth pokes you on Facebook, you start bleeding.

17. Rajnikanth has a terrace in his basement.

18. Rajnikanth got shot at yesterday. Today is the bullet's funeral!

19. Once Rajnikanth kicked a donkey on the chin. Its descendants are known as giraffes.

20. Rajnikanth once kicked a football. It now revolves around the Sun and is known as *Pluto*.

More to come...

Winston Churchill is a defaulter @ Bangalore Club

 
Ex-British Prime Minister, Winston Churchill had been a defaulter at Bangalore Club. He failed to repay Rs. 13/- when he was still serving as a Leutanant in the British army. The particular page is kept open near the entrance of the century old club till date. When I visited this club as a guest of our CEO Karthik KS, on 26th February 2010, we took a snap of the concerned page. It is rumored that the British Government wanted to pay back the amount. But the club refused to accept that and as such Churchill's outstanding amount is shown as bad debts.

Cricket match @ Bengaluru

 
After a long break of 10 years, I did manage to bowl an over in a corporate match. On the expected lines, the first 5 balls were wides. After that I could manage to bowl 6 deliveries within thr playing zone and to my surprise, someone actually got out too! It was infact, a caught and bowled.

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True Leadership Style - Winston Churchill way

The historic speech delivered on 4 June 1940 by Sir Winston Churchill.

"I have, myself, full confidence that if all do their duty, if nothing is neglected, and if the best arrangements are made, as they are being made, we shall prove ourselves once again able to defend our Island home, to ride out the storm of war, and to outlive the menace of tyranny, if necessary for years, if necessary alone.

At any rate, that is what we are going to try to do. That is the resolve of His Majesty's Government-every man of them. That is the will of Parliament and the nation.

The British Empire and the French Republic, linked together in their cause and in their need, will defend to the death their native soil, aiding each other like good comrades to the utmost of their strength.

Even though large tracts of Europe and many old and famous States have fallen or may fall into the grip of the Gestapo and all the odious apparatus of Nazi rule, we shall not flag or fail.

We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in France,
we shall fight on the seas and oceans,
we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be,
we shall fight on the beaches,
we shall fight on the landing grounds,
we shall fight in the fields and in the streets,
we shall fight in the hills;
we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this Island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the British Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old."